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All "British Arctic Territory" flags are hoaxes, developed by Clay Moss et al. on April Fools' Days
![[British Arctic Territory Guard/United Air and Naval Organization (hoax)]](../images/g/gb!batg.gif) image 
by Pete Loeser, 1 April 2014
 
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by Pete Loeser, 1 April 2014
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The main responsibility of the British Arctic Territory Guard/United Air and 
Naval Organization (BATGUANO) in recent years has been protecting the growing 
tourist and cruise industry developing in their Arctic waters; duties similar to
Office of the Russian Arctic Territory Service 
	(ORATS) who in the past were responsible for saving countless 
vacationing Russian and British tourists who were shipwrecked along the coast of 
the Russian Arctic Territory in the last century. With the renewed interest in 
such elusive attractions as the endangered Arctic Aardvark, countless 
vacationing Russian, British (and more recently Japanese and Chinese) tourists 
have been drawn to the waters ill prepared for the more unpredictable coast of 
the British Arctic Territory where the aardvark habitat exists.
Pete 
Loeser, 1 April 2014